The Joy Of: Cursing

photo credit: drurywriting.com

photo credit: drurywriting.com

Nothing brings me more joy than hearing old women curse.

I am not talking about a small “damn” or “shit”. I love to see elderly women displaying Olympic level cursing in everyday speech.

I believe that I will be this type of old lady. Seeing as I already have quite a potty mouth, I can imagine myself running out of words to describe the many things I have seen in my old age. Therefore, I feel I will need to resort to more cursing to aptly express myself.

I cannot wait to insult the other old biddies at church by using my future potty mouth.

I will tell the Deaconess that she ain’t shit, and I will tell the church treasurer to get her greedy ass out of my face with that extra offering shit because I done already paid my tithes.

Oh the joy I will have. Happy Sunday!