Katy Perry Dances Like A White Girl: My Review of the Super Bowl Halftime Show

Watching the the Halftime performance for Super Bowl XLIX was a roller coaster of emotions for me that went something like this:

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“Oh my god that’s so beautiful! She’s singing Roar. That’s a lion she’s riding on. I get that!”

And then,

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“Oh okay Lenny Kravitz remix to I Kissed A Girl, this works but is unnecessary.”

And then,

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“Oh Dark Horse is actually my shit. She should dance more to this. Can I get at least one Twerk Team kick out of her? Oh the robots are going to dance? Okay…”

Then,

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“Oh look dancing sharks. That’s so cute, but one is offbeat. This is now hilarious.”

“These colors are pretty.”

And then,

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“Wtf is Katy doing with Missy Elliot? Where did all of the colors go?”

“Now I realize that Katy Perry can’t dance. Give me my colors back so I can stop noticing that Katy can’t dance!”

“Okay Katy sit the f down and let Missy do this alone, or be an appropriate backup dancer, and take off those sparkly heels and get to poppin.”

Last thoughts,

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“Thank God the colors and fire are back. Of course end in Fireworks that song never gets old” *insert sarcasm here*

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