Saturday I watched the much hyped about “Iyanla Exclusive: Karrueche” interview on OWN. The interview was much of what I expected;
- Karrueche made excuses for her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown’s actions;
- She made excuses for why she repeatedly took him back after being publicly disrespected;
- She admitted that she still loves him
All were very expected based on her championship worthy history of ride-or-die chickdom, but the interview did expose some things that I didn’t know about Chris Brown and Karrueche’s relationship:
1. Chris Brown got one of his dancers to get Karrueche’s number when they first met and she was fine with this
This should’ve have been the first sign to Karrueche that Chris was not a normal man, but more of a schmuck. He saw her like all of the rest of his groupie conquest and didn’t have the graciousness to approach her himself.
Karrueche thought that if she acted “different” than the other girls and gave him the love that she thought he needed, he would treat her differently. That was her first instinct.
If he wouldn’t even come up to you himself to get your number, YOU ARE LIKE THE REST. I can see that from the jump, and Chris Brown thought the same. Any man that feels like they are so high up that hey won’t even say “Hi,” clearly thinks their the shit and sees you as a conquest, not anything to be respected, but a pretty trinket to add to his collection.
2. Karrueche is more naive than I thought
Karrueche is so naive that I felt naive while watching this interview.
As stated above she saw herself as “different” than the other girls Chris Brown had in his arsenal. She still thought Chris Brown would see her as this “different” chick, even though on their first date he had her out at 2:30am.
Oh yeah girl you’re real different! He respects the hell out of your time and he definitely saw himself with you for the long-term.
Then Karrueche makes things even worse by repeating that she is human to excuse her naivety. Girl, I’m sure everybody watching this show is human, but only the stupid will not admit that they were ignoring straight facts.
When Karrueche admitted that she knew Chris Brown and Rihanna were seeing each other while they were together, this confused me. She sucked me into the naivety! I really believed that they had to be on a break or something for Chris Brown to blatantly disrespect her like that, but she knew! Oh wait no, she thought they were friends…
3. Karrueche did not have a consistent father figure in her life
I don’t care. Let’s call a thing a thing (Hi, Iyanla) and just say that she was love sick and naive for this damn man.
4. Christina Milian is possibly the worst best-friend ever
And possibly just as clueless as Karrueche.
The final lesson and most important I learned during this interview was…
5. Karrueche has never cried on big bosoms
There lies the explanation for Karrueche’s behavior. Leave it all on them bosoms baby.