Words With Friends: The Eyebrow Edition

In this installment of “Words With Friends”, we are going to cover an epidemic that I feel needs to be addressed. I don’t think that it is contagious, but I do believe that with the proper education and proper technique, the disease can be avoided and prevented.

The disease in question is:

The Overdone Brow
The Overdone Brow

I don’t understand what is happening but it appears that everyone is attempting to have their eyebrows “on fleek.” These people are failing miserably in their attempt, and in the process of seeking their fleek-dom only end up looking like Helga Pataki. Helga

I cannot say that I am perfect. I am guilty of leaving the house looking like Drake before, but luckily I have good friends and blunt family members who let me know “Hey girl, you’re not ready.”

With friend’s constructive criticism, I practiced until I perfected my brows and I was ready for the public. But it seems like everyone doesn’t want to practice these days and just wants to hop straight to fleek-dom!

It’s not that easy young ladies (and men)! I’m starting to think all of the unfortunate victims of the eyebrow epidemic all have a bunch of Christina Milians as friends, who will not let them know when they have done wrong.

Don’t be a victim or you will end up in somebody’s group message…

Don’t believe me? Just watch:

*Let’s imagine that the picture we are referring to is the unfortunate young lady in the first picture above, it was close enough (True story).

There you have it!

Ladies, and some gentleman, please be mindful of your eyebrow art. Don’t go anime on your damn face anymore. You’re only hurting yourself.

5 thoughts on “Words With Friends: The Eyebrow Edition

  1. My eyebrows are ok (I think) but my hair is getting pretty thin in places. Would you recommend I attempt to “sharpie” some hair into the gaps or would that be a fashion faux pas? I really value your advice. Please help.

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