Well look at that, look at that…Thank you Miss Jenny M ! (If you like reading about actual normal shit and feel like you need someone relatable on your Blogroll—check her out and thank me later)
This my first nomination for any blogger award and I didn’t know that people actually like to read my non-fact based bullshit I spew on the regular.
This award is meant for obscure blogs, the little people, the little old ant who thinks they can move that rubber tree plant.
One of the rules is to nominate 11 more new and obscure blogs and use the logo above while completing all the task below.
Complete rules are as follows:
- Link back to the person who nominated you.
- Give 11 random facts about yourself.
- Answer 11 questions from your nominator.
- Nominate 11 new and obscure bloggers.
- Come up with 11 questions for them to answer.
- Inform your nominees.
So here it goes…
1. My mother and I got matching tattoos last Mother’s Day.
3. I love small spaces.
5. I am afraid of puppets.
I’m not even going to look for a picture. I don’t want to see one.
6. My favorite “holiday” is Halloween because I enjoy the challenge of turning really normal things into slutty costumes.
11. I watch the Home Shopping Network when there is nothing on.
They fuck up every single time and never seem prepared. It’s comedy!
Questions from Jenny:
1. Favourite childhood memory?
Getting my Pomeranian. He was so cute.
2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
I would like to become famous for my wit and my wit alone.
3. What makes you laugh?
I laugh when someone very important falls, when someone tells a bad joke and someone has the nerve to laugh, or whenever Lil’ Kim tries to become re-relevant.
Basically at all the wrong things.
4. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Fettuccine Alfredo with prawns and lobster, oh my god!
5. Do you have a nickname? What is it?
Too many! I’ll give the least embarrassing Fat Cat and Boo Boo.
6. Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Television. I’m an addict.
7. What are some of your pet peeves?
People who talk too much, indecisiveness, and bad kids.
8. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four. That’s a weird question Jenny.
9. Did you own a care bear? If not – favourite toy?
No, I don’t own a care bear. My favorite toy was my Barbie Dream Boat. Now it’s my IPhone.
10. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love?
The craziest thing I have done in the name of love was leaving the house at night when I was 14 years old, when my African-American old school ass parents explicitly told me not to.
11. Do you collect anything?
Makeup and dick pics.
My nominees (who I have no idea if they are obscure or not):
Now that you know you are nominated I need for you to answer some questions:
1. What was the reason you started blogging?
2. Soda or pop?
4. If you could be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What was the last dream you remember?
7. Do you know what water ice is?
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight? If so, what was it over?
9. Would you ever consider writing as a career?
10. What role do you play in your friendships (i.e. the fun one, sensible, crazy)?
11. Have you ever got someone’s name tatted so they know its real?
That’s it people! Your turn.