Friday Fuckery: A Quickie At Work

If you are at work I want you to slowly reach into your pocket. Take your time.

Slowly feel around in your pocket until you feel yourself in your hands. After you have found yourself slowly start to caress, but be inconspicuous, because remember you’re at work and god forbid you get caught.

When it feels right, take out your phone and…

Delete 80% of pictures of your child from ALL social media outlets.

You don’t go to work to masturbate, so don’t put up pictures of your child in the same places you have pictures of you turnt in the tumblr_new9mqSfrM1qak296o1_500

Like plaid and polka dot, that shit don’t match.

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