If you are at work I want you to slowly reach into your pocket. Take your time.
Slowly feel around in your pocket until you feel yourself in your hands. After you have found yourself slowly start to caress, but be inconspicuous, because remember you’re at work and god forbid you get caught.
When it feels right, take out your phone and…
Delete 80% of pictures of your child from ALL social media outlets.
Like plaid and polka dot, that shit don’t match.