Words With Friends: The Return of Paper Brother 

It’s baaaaaaaccccckkkkkk…

In this fine edition of “Words With  Friends” we have to revisit a certain brother from a previous post.

Oh yes, it’s the return of your fave, “The Paper Brother.”

He been gone for a minute,  organizing sit-ins and peaceful protest and shit but he’s back! Back in the form of a simulated conversation between me and my good girlfriends.

Join us as we mock a real life Paper Brother explaining why he’s single.

This may be my favorite *lace sarcasm all up in here* type of man, knowing one in real life makes it all the funnier.

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Why Your Auntie Is So Pissed

What is it that happens with women when they hit a certain age that immediately makes them dislike younger women?

I recall on one of my terrible ass retail jobs always having a token woman who couldn’t stand me. It always was an older woman who felt like it was her place to make an example out of me for breathing or whatever she was mad at me for.

This display of pure disdain from older women did not stop at jobs, it carried over into day to day life as well. I still get looks of disgust from older women and I’m not even a spring chicken anymore. I walk down the street and still get looked up and down with this perturbed face from Auntie or even get the little nice-nasty shade of some old biddy calling me  sweety and hun’, but in that weird tone where its not affectionate at all. Bitch, I can hear the hate in your voice.displeased-bailey

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Brotherf*cker

i-love-my-best-friend_designLets address something. I’ve been hearing many people throw around the terms sister, brother, and twin, as greetings for a while now and I am down right perplexed. I am confused because when I hear these terms used I am always expecting to see a relative pop up from out of the shadows or someone who at least looks similar, but I am wrong EVERY TIME. Nowadays is seems that when people actually use these words they are referring to some  random ass “friend”, who is not related to them.

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Adventures In Dating: “The Who Told You…?” Type

I’m now realizing that this series can go on forever and I have no problem with that…

In this next edition of “Adventures in Dating” I want to go over the type of man who lives in their own world. This man has a sense of false confidence that you cannot understand nor take away from him. A reality check from someone is so necessary for this man, but once again he is in his own little world so it probably wouldn’t do him any good. Continue reading

Words With Friends: The Eyebrow Edition

In this installment of “Words With Friends”, we are going to cover an epidemic that I feel needs to be addressed. I don’t think that it is contagious, but I do believe that with the proper education and proper technique, the disease can be avoided and prevented.

The disease in question is:

The Overdone Brow
The Overdone Brow

I don’t understand what is happening but it appears that everyone is attempting to have their eyebrows “on fleek.” These people are failing miserably in their attempt, and in the process of seeking their fleek-dom only end up looking like Helga Pataki. Helga

I cannot say that I am perfect. I am guilty of leaving the house looking like Drake before, but luckily I have good friends and blunt family members who let me know “Hey girl, you’re not ready.”

With friend’s constructive criticism, I practiced until I perfected my brows and I was ready for the public. But it seems like everyone doesn’t want to practice these days and just wants to hop straight to fleek-dom!

It’s not that easy young ladies (and men)! I’m starting to think all of the unfortunate victims of the eyebrow epidemic all have a bunch of Christina Milians as friends, who will not let them know when they have done wrong.

Don’t be a victim or you will end up in somebody’s group message…

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Words With Friends: Ageism Edition?

Looking at my Role’ it’s about that time! Please indulge in a peek into the world of conversations which occur between me and my good girlfriends.

The subject is questionable office shade thrown at me.

I had to share with my girls and get their input before I made up my mind about what just occurred.

I wasn’t offended but it did make me go hmmmm….Enjoy!
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