Words With Friends: The Return of Paper Brother 

It’s baaaaaaaccccckkkkkk…

In this fine edition of “Words With  Friends” we have to revisit a certain brother from a previous post.

Oh yes, it’s the return of your fave, “The Paper Brother.”

He been gone for a minute,  organizing sit-ins and peaceful protest and shit but he’s back! Back in the form of a simulated conversation between me and my good girlfriends.

Join us as we mock a real life Paper Brother explaining why he’s single.

This may be my favorite *lace sarcasm all up in here* type of man, knowing one in real life makes it all the funnier.

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Words With Friends: The Eyebrow Edition

In this installment of “Words With Friends”, we are going to cover an epidemic that I feel needs to be addressed. I don’t think that it is contagious, but I do believe that with the proper education and proper technique, the disease can be avoided and prevented.

The disease in question is:

The Overdone Brow
The Overdone Brow

I don’t understand what is happening but it appears that everyone is attempting to have their eyebrows “on fleek.” These people are failing miserably in their attempt, and in the process of seeking their fleek-dom only end up looking like Helga Pataki. Helga

I cannot say that I am perfect. I am guilty of leaving the house looking like Drake before, but luckily I have good friends and blunt family members who let me know “Hey girl, you’re not ready.”

With friend’s constructive criticism, I practiced until I perfected my brows and I was ready for the public. But it seems like everyone doesn’t want to practice these days and just wants to hop straight to fleek-dom!

It’s not that easy young ladies (and men)! I’m starting to think all of the unfortunate victims of the eyebrow epidemic all have a bunch of Christina Milians as friends, who will not let them know when they have done wrong.

Don’t be a victim or you will end up in somebody’s group message…

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Words With Friends: Ageism Edition?

Looking at my Role’ it’s about that time! Please indulge in a peek into the world of conversations which occur between me and my good girlfriends.

The subject is questionable office shade thrown at me.

I had to share with my girls and get their input before I made up my mind about what just occurred.

I wasn’t offended but it did make me go hmmmm….Enjoy!
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