My Struggles With Normal


According to the Internet I am not a normal woman.

At work when my coworkers talk about soccer, golf, museums and cheese and whatever else I feel so abnormal because everyone seems to love this uneventful conversation.

Me feeling like an outsider compelled me to do a web search for the term “normal woman” and surprise, I found the above. This woman looks just like my coworkers!!!

No wonder I feel like an outsider because according to the internet/world my black ass is not a normal woman.
I really need to step my normal game up. I better have brunette hair and not brown. I better be peach. I better love to tan and only be darker for a limited time.